|the Norns argue about Wagner in the Copenhagen Ring|
You can download it as a PDF here (go to File and "Download"). It is designed to be printed two-sided on US letter-sized paper (though it will work OK with A4) and folded in half to form a booklet, which is why the pages appear to be out of order. If you're a Wagner novice, you should also read this introduction to how the motives function, and you can listen to them here. If you're an experienced Wagnerian you'll probably find this handbook too simplistic, but it still has the virtue of easy portability.
Email me if you find any egregious errors (I'm not promising there aren't any), and enjoy. Print it out just to piss Lepage off, though he won't be in the house tomorrow night. And don't say I never gave you anything.
If you want to look for me at or after Rheingold tomorrow, I'll be identifiable in the Family Circle standing section by my tasteful BAYREUTH BAYREUTH BAYREUTH tote bag. Since there's no intermission, we might have to go to Valhalla afterwards. No, I'm serious, one really should go to Valhalla after Rheingold. It's only logical. (The weird 8:30 curtain time precludes much time out for me, though.)
Preview the Leitmotiv guide after the jump.