(this performance). These are two excellent very front orchestra seats--if Tony Pappano were conducting, they would come with a grunting advisory. (I cannot provide any information on Daniele Gatti's sound effects or lack thereof.) Please email me at likelyimpossibilities [at] gmail [dot] com if you're interested and I'll put you in touch with her.
A brief word of warning, however: nearly six hours of operatic chastity promotion may not be the best idea for a belated Valentine's Day date night.
UPDATE: The tickets have been sold.